Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Today the Monkey Dies

I'll be honest with you: this blog doesn't really interest me that much anymore. Most things that interested me a year ago, or even a few months ago, are of little interest to me now. I am nearly 30, so I am really only interested in propagating the awful little species that we're a part of. But I still love gay space rock and the internet. Shall we make this an mp3 blog then? Maybe that's something I can be interested in. Hopefully Nathan will still chime in on occasion, but I feel like my own contributions have been very negative and vitriolic and pointless. There's only one place for negativity and vitriol, and that's my stomach. Anyway, here's the first post for the rest of our lives.

Low - "Monkey"

I think Low are my new favorite band. Funnily enough, my mother sort of introduced me to them, even though I doubt she's heard a single song by them. A couple of years ago, she stuffed their Christmas album in my stocking. The album isn't that great, to be honest, but it led me to check out some of their other stuff. "That's How You Sing Amazing Grace" and their cover of the Smiths' "Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me" were ball-punchers, but it wasn't until I heard the new, Dave Fridmann-produced The Great Destroyer (out 1/25/05) that it all made sense. "Monkey" is the first track from the best album of 2005 (until we hear At War with the Mystics, perhaps). Low and I were born a couple of miles and about 20 years apart. I'd like to say that we both started out very slow and very sad, but have steadily become fuller and more refined. That's how they plant us in northeast Minnesota, I guess. I'd like to say that, but it would be very nauseating.

As a bonus, here are my two favorite Low songs not on The Great Destroyer:
"That's How You Sing Amazing Grace" (from 2002's Trust)
"Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me" (from the 2001 single)

Low perform at the Bowery Ballroom on February 3rd & 4th. Let's hope the Arcade Fire doesn't decide to play on the night I have tickets. For more information on Low, visit their official site.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Sincerity 2004

I am thankful for the best year of my little life. I am thankful that there is every reason to believe that the next year will be even better.
I am thankful that, with a modicum of effort and dedication, I will probably be a real magazine editor in less than six months.
I am thankful that, after 10 dry months, I am beginning to write creatively again, however small-ly and infrequently.
I am thankful that I am no longer scared of waking up. I am thankful that there are so many words. I am thankful that the shape of my face has changed.
I am thankful for my acoustic guitar, the internet, headphones, the Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, Low, Eminem, the Streets, dark theatres, mix CDs, hope, and all that meaningless bullshit we can never take with us.
I am mostly thankful for all my friends and family, for their willingness to suffer me, and for their impeccable taste in Dodgys. Let’s leave everything behind and run away together. I don’t mean to be a dick, officer, I guess I just kind of am sometimes.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

It's Just a Ride

The Kleptones mash up Bill Hicks and the Flaming Lips in "Final Words (A Tribute)" (mp3).

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

"Lucky for you, you ain't a retarded bitch..."

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Friday, November 12, 2004

SFA OK'd

Wow, an Under the Influence CD that's probably worth picking up.

How Is This Not News?

I guess the American War already started. Looks like it won't be televised.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

There Goes Yassir

Of course, the New York Post uses his death as an opportunity to showcase the fact that they are a cartoon and not a newspaper. Don't get me wrong -- fuck Arafat. I believe, like 99.9% of all world leaders, that he should be donated to a necrophiliac group, never to be seen again.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Sure, Everyone Loves Their Jesusland Map...

...but this is perhaps the most sobering.
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Fuck the South. Map stolen from here.

Contempt

Dubya: The Movie

This is pretty brilliant.

Was Lex Luthor Unavailable?

Ladeez and gentlemen, your new AG. Last night, someone somewhere said that they would replace Ashcroft with someone just as awful, only more competent. Of course, my hateful opinion is driven by my immeasurable hatred of Hispanics, or "Stink-Tacos," as I like to call them. Or is that what I call the bitches? Who knows anymore.

Proof Enough for Me

People who vote for Bush are stoopid.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Dodgy 11/9/2004

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Rosacea Is the New Internet

The new Eminem has leaked. It is both Dodgy and Randay-approved. Much better than that Eminem Show bullshit.

Check out:
Evil Deeds
Mosh
Encore

I'm off to take some of my patented glamor to the drab O.C. Since I'll be spending the weekend just north of Mexico, I figured I'd look up some suggestions on renouncing my citizenship.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

The North Will Rise Again

Nate's right. Fuck them. We saw what they do with "good will" and all that bullshit. If you want a daily affirmation, go read Daily Kos or something.

I'm pretty numb right now, but thinking about two things a co-worker of mine said early today gets the woman-juices all over my voting booth curtain.

This aforementioned co-worker voted for Bush. He is a good guy and I would consider him a friend; so much so that I will even give him a ten minute headstart when the revolution comes. He may be bigger than me, but I mean it more. Anyway, he said two things to me:
"I would have preferred that the Yankees had won the World Series and Bush had lost."

and
"[I agree with your stance on all social issues and am disturbed by the diplomatic failings of W.] I would have voted for Kerry if i didn't think it would mean a bomb going off in the middle of the city."

Granted, the first comment is as light-hearted as it is honest, but both comments bring to light what really should be fought. See, this guy doesn't represent the venal, extra-chromosome wing of the Republican party. He represents the systematic perversion of values/morality, the failures of our media, and the failures of people like me to understand that facts and truth mean nothing. Who was president on 9/11? I forget, but perception is truth. Advertisments are truth. How do we defeat that? Do we need to give up on truth? It sure as hell don't set you free. Only when this dragon is slayed shall the fundamentalists finally join the dinosaurs. Better a few hundred years late than never.

Fat, Hateful Scum

I'm looking at you, North Dakota. You make me sick. I can't take it.
just this morning
my neighbor’s dog said to me,
“Nihilism is the new internet.”

they said at work,
“May our worst fears be unfounded.”
yes, superman is dead. here comes the Great Art.

Sour Grapes

It seems strange that all of yesterday's exit polls (the polls that had me declaring victory early in the day) were correct -- except Florida and Ohio.

11/2/04

even "the daily show" sucked.

POST-SCRIPT: In retrospect, what "sucked" about "The Daily Show" was that there was a definite pall hanging over the show, with Jon Stewart tossing out his jibes at the Bunnings and Bushes of the world with a palpable air of resignation.

11/2/04
by Dodgy Goodtimes

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phhhtppppptt.....
.....unnnngggghhhhh

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

a debt.

today
-- after trudging through fat locusts and frogs
with whisky in our coffee and bananas in our ears --
we arrive at the gymnasium to fill out the acrostics
and remind them (today!) that their account’s in arrears.

cmc
"Democracy means, simply: the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." -- Oscar Wilde

Monday, November 01, 2004

13-34

Everything Bush touches turns to shit.
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