Headline of the Year

Cheney Praises Fox News Channel
Vice President Calls Network 'More Accurate' Than Others

Bush or Barkley?

"There's a lot of people in the world who don't believe that people whose skin color may not be the same as ours can be free and self-govern. I reject that. I reject that s trongly. I believe that people who practice the Muslim faith can self-govern. I believe that people whose skins aren't necessarily -- are a different color than white can self-govern."

“I don't know anything about Angola, but I know they're in trouble.”>

George W. Bush Quote of the Day

"If we had something to hide, we wouldn't have met with them in the first place."

Charles Barkley Quote of the Day

"You should be able to go and pick out one fan a game, and just beat the hell out of him."

Who Killed Pat Tillman?

Much of this article is borderline insensitive or banal (football=war), but it's interesting nonetheless.

Booyakasha

Respect.

The Greatest Words Ever Uttered on the Infranet

Friends aired its third-to-last episode last night. Rachel's moving to Europe. Ross doesn't want her to. That show is just way too good. I wish I could afford the Friends DVDs!!! Hey, my birthday is just 64 days away!! (I miss Bert Blyleven!).--Seth Speaks

Belligerent Ghouls

You knew they'd come for the man who sang "Margaret on the Guillotine" before it was all over.

need more sleep than coke or methamphetamine

a Modest Mouse "the good times are killing me" remix is here. still can't tell what the flaming lips are doing on it. "vibes" or something gay like that, i'm sure.

Eine Kleine Blog Musik

I haven't posted much lately. I am sort of computerless at work, and I spend my evenings crying and wondering where it all went wrong. Also, I have nothing to say. I am completely and utterly empty.

Bob of "Mr. Show with Bob and David" is shilling for a shitty beer company. David of "Mr. Show with Bob and David" is sticking it to the Man for an audience of tens. Who wins? America? Charles Barkley?

I'll Take These Drug-Addled Ramblings Over the President's

"I think that Kevin Garnett's time has finally come, this time around, and the Minnesota Timberwolves will run the table this year."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, 4/13/04

You Can Have Any Truth You Want

Good News for People Who Love Bad News

Check out the new Modest Mouse album. Funky. It's Modest Mouse you can fuck-someone-you-don't-hate to. Sometimes. Check the single/video.

I like songs about drifters, books about the same/They both seem to make me feel a little less insane

My Weekend Plans

Perspective

Shit you've read elsewhere, I'm sure: Jobs were actually created last month. Bush smirks. Drudge throws the number of 759,000 new jobs in seven months in a headline. This is not a bad thing. I cannot interpret the data, but it is my understanding that 140,000 jobs need to be created every month in order to keep up with the number of people entering the workforce. Ergo, 980,000 people entered the workforce in the last seven months. At least 221,000 of them don't have jobs. Sorry to spoil the party.

Letterman

Don't know if anyone else still watches Letterman, but this week has been interesting. Krugman covers it and the shadiness therein.

Kinda Sorta Not Really Rare MP3 of the Week

Ween - "Where'd the Cheese Go? (Live)" - Ween All Request Live