Finding himself increasingly ill-equipped to deal with the rigors of polite society*, Dodgy Goodtimes has decided to no longer update this blog. His rottingcorpsefeelings have been stinking up the internet for too long now as it is. I will leave his words here, melodramatically floating in cyberspace, in the event I have left something valuable in between its seat cushions. Thanks for stopping by. Who knows? Perhaps something will appear at www.colincarlson.com some day.

*How many Aerosmith t-shirts can a man see in one day before he loses his mind? One.

Overthought and loveless. Sort of shit.
I dig beats, and all I ever read is the internet.

Someday soon you’ll be amazed by how much you love your life. it will be completely unexpected and feel completely natural, your life. I know it, I can just tell.

Gorillaz - "Feel Good Inc."
Thievery Corporation featuring the Flaming Lips - "Marching the Hate Machines (Into the Sun)"
Boom Bip featuring Gruff Rhys "Do's and Don'ts"

Today was my favorite April Fool's Day. God finally leapt out from behind the bushes and shouted,

"La la la! April Fool's! You really are the king!" and handed me the crown. And then the temperature in her womb dropped yet another degree.