People often ask me, "Hey, Dodgy, how did you get to be so in tune with spiritual law?" That's not an easy question to answer, but I will apply my usual wit and brilliance to it (even though such banal exercises bore me to death). I sympathize (note: not empathize) with the fact that my karmic stillness and overwhelming sense of self-satisfaction are so foreign to you.
Allow me to break it down into three parts.
1. Lose the Ego.
Part one can be broken down into 5 simple steps: relaxation, interiorization, expansion, application and cancer/masturbation. Those concepts are both beyond you and beneath me, but for the sake of argument let's say that the expansion of the consciousness to embrace that multidimensional reality is what enlightenment is all about. Ecstasy is living with the soul in the body. And you are a fucking homo.
2. Rub your dick and/or clitoris up against an inanimate object.
Spiritual stillness involves making promises, delivering messages and using tradition as a road to transformation. Most inanimate objects that raise strong desires inhabit a quality that goes beyond their function. They were made to function and not to communicate, still they do both. The forms and shape of things or objects relate to a 'gestalt'. The 'gestalt' acts as a genetic code and a lineage of examples. It is a source of endless recycling and rejuvenation of image and icon and is basically abstract. From Toet Ank Amon to plastic garden donkeys, we are surprised these images just feel so right.
3. Offer your emotions to a drifter.
Drifters carry endless bounties of wisdom. Don't let the stench of animal death fool you.
And remember: practice makes perfect, especially when inter-breeding. Have a pleasant weekend.
