Was Lex Luthor Unavailable?

Ladeez and gentlemen, your new AG. Last night, someone somewhere said that they would replace Ashcroft with someone just as awful, only more competent. Of course, my hateful opinion is driven by my immeasurable hatred of Hispanics, or "Stink-Tacos," as I like to call them. Or is that what I call the bitches? Who knows anymore.