The Height of Douchebaggery

Trailing 1-0 in the best-of-five series, Yankee cutie Derek Jeter took a curtain call after hitting a solo home run to tie the game at one -- in the bottom of the first inning. Defend that, Smokestack.

NB: "Move, bitch, get out the way / Get out the way, bitch / Get out the way" plays when Sheffield comes to the plate. Sheffield is the only Yankee I can stomach, save Kevin Brown, who publishes a very informative newsletter and glides across my dreams like Nureyev.