Things I Learned from Last Night's Primary

1. Edwards' victory speech in South Carolina was one of the great speeches of all time. It had people tearing up. Well, so I hear; I missed it.
2. Douchebag of the Universe Mark II Chris Matthews likes to say "Missourah." Chris Matthews is from Philadelphia.
3. John Kerry's grasp of the English language, and grammatical skills, will be a hinderance to him in the election, according to Tucker Carlson, who also believes that any questions about Bush's military record are "a low blow."
4. Bush has spent as much money on his uncontested primary as Howard Dean has on the Democratic primary. And, I believe, Dean spent too much.