I Thought Kerry Was a Homo

You gotta love The Drudge! Report. "World Exclusive. Must Credit Drudge Report." You know where Drudge gets his stories? He steals them from real journalists before they are fact-checked and corraborated. This is even eluded to in his "world exclusive" story. I just think it's funny. Oh, and by the way, Bush once personally performed an abortion on one of my cousins. ...developing erectally...

CLARIFICATION: Drudge also gets his stories from the RNC and Free Republic message boards.