The World is Full of Crashing Bores

Hola, amigos. Sorry it's been so long since I rapped at ya, or whatever. I've been busy dying... now it's time to get busy living! Like the James Brown song!

I had nothing figured out regarding the Iowa caucus. But I find that heartening in way... perhaps I am dumb and ill-informed enough to be a TV talking head. Anyway, don't count Dean out yet, because no one--nope, not even Heinz presents a Skull and Bones production of John Kerry--has his money. But I agree: He had no right to yell (regardless of how non-angrily he yelled) after the Iowa debacle! What a dick! (Hey! Let's change the word "dick" to "dean"! Like, as in, "Wow, Joe Lieberman, you are almost as big a deanhead as that dean-scratcher Bush!" And let's change "douche" to "Bush"!) One more thing on Howard the Dick -- I mean, Dean: Is his wife a lezbo or what?!?!?!? I bet she has vibrators, too!

Does Wesley Clark wish he had taken part in the Iowa caucusi? Does a Ronald Reagan shit in the bed? Actually, no, Clark probably knows what he's doing. Someone else said he is learning to campaign while away from some media glare and learning quickly and well. Just goes to show you what kind of Rhodes Scholar/first-in-his-class-at-West Point asshole would run for president. He does have the edge, I believe, because he is the only candidate without a lezbo wife. (I mean, they're taking over! That State of the Union speech couldn't come soon enough for this pundit!) Plus, Chicks Dig Clark! (I know this for a FACT.) I tell you, my friends, the real pussy is at a Clark rally, especially if you are as hungry for some "Mrs. Robinson action" as I am.

Don't worry, Johnny "Crack" Edwards, you'll be getting a piece of my mind soon enough!

Well, I am sure I will have more informed opinions for you soon, assuming you remember this place even existed. And since we're a blog, here are some fun links! Enjoy!

Cho drops knowledge.
Who is writing editorials for the Detroit News?
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