Hilarity Ensues

The text for this ad has been floating around, but it doesn't do justice to how funny the ad is.

Click here, scroll down a bit (it's the second thing, under the big MOVE RIGHT sign), look for the Real Americans, click, and watch it.

And here is some context. (Salon, so you have to watch a commercial, yadda yadda yadda, to read the whole thing. Painless.)