Oh! The Places I Go!

Bloggin' may be light over the next couple days, as I will be serving as Dick Cheney's escort tomorrow for the 9/11 memorial stuff (Lynne will be doing some research at an upstate women's prison for her upcoming novel; I'll be the dude in the nifty "Mission Super Accomplished" t-shirt) and then I am off to Bennifer's wedding for the weekend. What do you get the couple that has everything? The only thing better than everything: The Blue Unicorn!.

Otherwise, read this if you're not feeling sufficiently patriotic.