Gravitas

The Acting President gave a press conference today. Here's the text. Here's the gist: homosexuals are sinners; he uses more clichés than Dennis Miller on an underbooked taping of the Tonight Show; he can't follow multiple-part questions; we're closer to getting Saddam than we were yesterday...you know, I have to stop reading now because it's making me angry.

Another question: if there were 28 pages in the 9/11 report about the Iraqi government's connection to Al-q...forget it.