...'cause she knows that it'd be tragic if those evil robots win...

Here are some haikus I wrote before our noble victory in Iraq.
(Caution! Blue material!)

only fucking fags
think war’s unnecessary
—but not sodomy!
*
infidel saddam
let’s see the look on his face
when jesus shows up!
*
these colors don’t run
unless some iraqi prick
washes them in warm
*
True patriots think,
“What would Bill O’Reilly say?”
When asked about war.

Haikus are great. I love the delusion of structure. Send me yours, if you want. Contact.