tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55156692009-03-25T00:57:59.937-04:00explanations owed: 0colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.comBlogger601125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1118753493492980862005-06-14T08:50:00.001-04:002008-09-18T22:16:48.885-04:00

OK, it's time for you to move on.Store everything in a steel building and visit my new site at colincarlson.com. Ciao.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1113502167590213432005-04-14T14:02:00.000-04:002005-04-14T14:12:36.206-04:00

Sorry to hear that, Dodgy.I can't allow this blogcorpse to rot without giving it something truly horrible to catalyze its demise. How can something like this happen? You need to watch this. You'll break right out of the doldrums if you watch this. Seriously, go right now and watch this.Now you may die. Remix.

Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10301308583346233761noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1113243638324263662005-04-11T14:17:00.000-04:002005-04-11T15:38:14.860-04:00

Finding himself increasingly ill-equipped to deal with the rigors of polite society*, Dodgy Goodtimes has decided to no longer update this blog. His rottingcorpsefeelings have been stinking up the internet for too long now as it is. I will leave his words here, melodramatically floating in cyberspace, in the event I have left something valuable in between its seat cushions. Thanks for stopping

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1112745261991967122005-04-05T19:39:00.000-04:002005-04-05T19:54:21.993-04:00

Overthought and loveless. Sort of shit.I dig beats, and all I ever read is the internet.Someday soon you’ll be amazed by how much you love your life. it will be completely unexpected and feel completely natural, your life. I know it, I can just tell.Gorillaz - "Feel Good Inc."Thievery Corporation featuring the Flaming Lips - "Marching the Hate Machines (Into the Sun)"Boom Bip featuring Gruff Rhys

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1112401434372489652005-04-01T19:21:00.000-05:002005-04-01T20:48:33.880-05:00

Today was my favorite April Fool's Day. God finally leapt out from behind the bushes and shouted,"La la la! April Fool's! You really are the king!" and handed me the crown. And then the temperature in her womb dropped yet another degree.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1111698872577925902005-03-24T16:06:00.000-05:002005-03-24T16:14:32.576-05:00

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit. I am the perfect slave for your day job.Comrade Nathan has started his own blog somewhere out on the lonesome internet. It is called "Define the Center," and I hear it's a great place to take underage chicks and get them all drunk and shit.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1111614180133627502005-03-23T16:41:00.000-05:002005-03-23T17:14:55.426-05:00

where i'm at; don’t worry, yer never alone, god sez it's alright, death’s breath is still on yer neck and it's the noise in other people's heads that drives me insane!you ever walk into an elevator that someone else has just farted in? and then obsess over whether or not you should’ve just gotten out and waited for the next one as it makes its 20 second journey to the 24th floor? and then, when

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1111451622027134442005-03-21T19:22:00.000-05:002005-03-21T19:33:42.026-05:00

dear friends, family, and colleagues:please do not allow me to be kept alive by machines if i am in a persistent vegetative state, regardless of how funny it may be. ok, if it's really funny, you can do it for a little while. and, ok, if you think some congressman might say,"He is still one of us and this cannot stand. Dodgy Goodtimes has survived his passion weekend and he has not been forsaken.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1111179348580669142005-03-18T15:51:00.000-05:002005-03-18T15:58:11.710-05:00

Welcome to the machine! I ♥ u! Just so you know, the American government spent the last couple of days trying to stop doctors from removing the feeding tube from a vegetable and holding hearings on the use of steroids in baseball. Did you know that Michael Jackson is on trial for child molestation, that Scott Peterson was sentenced to life, and that Robert Blake was found not guilty of murdering

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1110823367947242142005-03-14T13:02:00.000-05:002005-03-14T13:02:47.950-05:00

no matter how random or temporary things may seem,"no, not really"will always befour syllablesl-o-n-g.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1110512873228542912005-03-10T21:12:00.000-05:002005-03-10T22:47:53.236-05:00

the dodgy symphonies volume 40 [. . .] pilfered in part from donkey 9: for the lady who wears a fake pink dick. what life was like now: you should avoid prolonged or excessive exposure to direct and/or artficial sunlight while taking this medication; we have unfinished monkey business, you and i.please play these in the specified order. you just can't trust itunes. (ik weet niet het, houdt het

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1109739980415274062005-03-01T23:58:00.000-05:002005-03-02T01:17:13.930-05:00

The recently blacklisted Fargo City Commissioner, Linda Coates, seems to be the creator and head of this embryonic organism, the Prairie Progressives which held their second ever meeting tonight at the Radisson in Fargo. There were about 200 people in the audience. She encouraged us to visit the cash bar to help pay for the room. (The misanthropologist's sister had her wedding reception in

Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10301308583346233761noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1109347191864961892005-02-25T10:54:00.000-05:002005-02-25T10:59:51.866-05:00

A break from self-absorbed navel-gazing which is just as well since I cannot hear out of all of my ears anyway so we go to the tape and findLast night, Drudge had a headline on his page reading:"PG-13 MOVIE: 'F**K, S**T, NI**ER, A**HOLE'... "I wondered what movie would have his panties all twisted in a bunch. Is someone finally gonna fuck a pie again? Well, this morning that headline is linked

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1109116171824421172005-02-22T18:39:00.000-05:002005-02-22T18:53:36.150-05:00

I'm starting to feel sorry for this Jeff Gannon character. He's in way over his head -- a head which will soon have an extra hole in it, I can just tell. And the Empire State Building is just three mad chords stretched out in a dirge.Miss America ain’t never tellin’ anyone how she feels ever never ever again. They can’t take it, the whitetickfat she lays out for them like monuments in a row."I

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1108738627914011442005-02-18T09:54:00.000-05:002005-02-18T09:57:07.916-05:00

They are the When We WereSwitch on the TV and meet the Abortion Generation.They have food and armies and disease. Make nice. They're the ones who'll feed us when we're blind.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1108678173583249962005-02-17T17:09:00.000-05:002005-02-18T10:34:53.690-05:00

There are worms and birds and butterflies and big expensive spaceships punching through the purple sky. It’s all I hear on the internet.It was a relief to find out that nobody knew nothing nowhere. It was a relief to have time speed it all up, so that we could recognize that their great ballets were really just flagellations. They were less like rocks and more like dust. It allowed the odd hope.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1108655909542371482005-02-17T10:57:00.000-05:002005-02-17T10:59:25.950-05:00

Now mike greenwell wants the mvp trophy that is rightfully his; and happy birthday dear paris hilton: daddy loves you even though he was never really there; and perhaps it’s time to fish in a smaller pond.At least three of us sat in this guy’s parent’s basement in the late eighties and he was called something like “snoop dogg” with the same number of syllables and some of those letters and vowel

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1108607633642351732005-02-16T21:28:00.000-05:002005-02-16T21:37:59.313-05:00

we find notes all the time. and they say things, likeBoy, was it a wild, wild wednesday. Mostly because I couldn’t sleep tuesday. Garbage trucks kept the cuckoo bird up all hours of the night. The trucks sounded like "michael jackson didn't do nothin'" and it made the cuckoo bird sing, “I am a Landfill! I am a Landfill! La la la! Lay lay lay!I send Bad Things to their Death!” till all our ears

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1108396150566928892005-02-14T10:29:00.000-05:002005-02-14T10:49:10.566-05:00

This makes me happy. Oh, sorry. I meant this.

Nathanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10301308583346233761noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1107883640630155852005-02-08T13:25:00.000-05:002005-02-08T12:27:20.630-05:00

So we go back to the drawing board. Expect something genuinely worthwhile here before too long. There's no need for Dodgy Goodtimes to be afraid of Dodgy Goodtimes, is there? We'll see. History is on the way.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1107827485475602202005-02-07T20:12:00.000-05:002005-02-07T20:52:48.326-05:00

"Randall" asks in the comments to the previous post, What is up with trailer parks? I mean really! If they aren't out back fixin' on their autoMOBILES they are in the back laying out on the deck stark naked giving their poodle the once-over with the wrong side of a hair brush. What can we do about this plague of mobile home dwellers? "Randall" makes many fine points, and this is something I have

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1107644292610140872005-02-05T17:54:00.000-05:002005-02-05T18:01:59.223-05:00

and then complain when you ran out. "But you said you had free dog shit. Therefore, I am entitled to it." The Kleptones are offering a new mix here.

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1107462964112961112005-02-03T15:33:00.000-05:002005-02-03T16:35:06.406-05:00

I didn't watch the speech last night. I have things to do. But I will say that America is lost, and she’s going to drag everyone down with her. Those douchebags wearing purple at that bullshit session (whether it was on their fingers, on their ties, or simply their assholes turned inside-out and wrapped over their heads) remind me of those sportspricks who behave as though their team’s success

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1107455080403485612005-02-03T13:18:00.000-05:002005-02-03T13:54:12.776-05:00

I just wanted to congratulate Nathan on being one of the 42 people banned from attending King Monkey's appearance in Fargo, North Dakota, today. You'll find more on this at Talking Points Memo. Nate, now you'll always be known as "The Moorhead man [who] wrote a letter to The Forum last spring calling the Bush administration's reasons to go to war 'disingenuous at best, if not outright lies."

colin carlsoncolin.carlson@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515669.post-1107274066894856252005-02-01T10:52:00.000-05:002005-02-01T11:07:46.893-05:00

Paul Krugman has an excellent column explaining how anyone who supports Bush's risky privatization scheme is being duplicitous and dishonest. Which brings us to the privatizers' Catch-22. They can rescue their happy vision for stock returns by claiming that the Social Security actuaries are vastly underestimating future economic growth. But in that case, we don't need to worry about Social

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